Monthly Archives: January 2012

“She gotta cook, clean, f*ck, suck, at the same time, with no weave in her head. No makeup, she gotta have a pretty face, a pretty p***y. She can’t argue or fuss, she gotta know how to keep ya whites white, and how you like your eggs, and keep ya pillows fluffed, and swallow…She gotta be in college, or work, or both, no kids, because you don’t wanna be a man for them, oh and of course her titties can’t sag. Her ass has to be fat, oh no wrinkles cuz you know that’s what ross said. She can’t be overemotional, because OF COURSE she’s only a woman.” —-via @ImTheReasonWhy

On a slow morning at work, I stumbled across this tweet RT’d into my timeline. Now, while I found it to be completely amusing, I also found it to hold some truth. A major problem with dating in 2012 is the level of standards set by members of the opposite sex that they expect their future mate to fulfill. I can’t even lie, homegirl hit the nail on the head with this tweet. It seems that these days, most guys (NOT ALL), are infatuated with the “models” and video vixens that they see in King Magazine or featured in a massive RT on #TittyTuesday…ya’ll seriously have got to chill. No matter how many squats or lunges done in a month’s time span, the average girl will not have an ass like Rosa Acosta or either one of the members of The Twerk Team, so let it go. Continue reading →